Monday, January 30, 2012

Esme Update

Esme's class made pirate hats at school today.

Nothing commands respect on the mean streets of South London like a pirate hat and a small paper flag, and no one messed with her turf all afternoon.

She wanted the pirates on her hat to look especially pugnacious and hardcore,

so she drew them with sticking-plasters on.

PS Thank you for all still being here. x x

39 comments:

Jacqui said...

Arrrr matey! And I bet they're so staunch they don't even cry when the plaster has to be pulled off by their mum. Even if they're really hairy.

You can call me, 'Sir' said...

She has a glare that sort of destroys hope. That may come in handy during the teen years.

The shin attached to what appears to be a black sock in the background is almost as intimidating as those pirates.

Antonia said...

A gentleman always keeps his socks on.

Antonia said...

Apparently.

Amy said...

Mercy! What a steely glare!

fourstar said...

Further to previous comment, we shall bring Freyja round for a stare-off forthwith.

(Esme will win, mind...)

quinn said...

If the hat comes with the look, I need one!
(Glad to see you back)

Meetzorp said...

Her pirates and their sticking plasters remind me of Morning Musume's makeup on the music video for their cover of Hyokkori no Hyoutanjima

Observe. Observe and probably laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V00wFBhVkg

Beth said...

Fierce.

Jana said...

Oh my god, those pirates are amazing. ARRRRRR amazing.

the polish chick said...

jacqui, you made me snort. thank you - i always enjoy a good snort.
esme, she is one badass!

la ninja said...

raaaar.

nearly time for your lent blog marathon, innit?
of course we are here. waiting. no pressure.

Ms. Joyce said...

I think Esme's glare is even scarier than Ian's. I certainly see the resemblance though. Darling!

Jenny said...

Please teach Esme this joke:

Why are pirates always angry? Because they just aaaaarrrr.

Bob said...

What a fantastic picture of Esme!

Birchsprite said...

Ahoy Me Hearties... glad to see you back

Janet said...

Yar!

katyboo1 said...

She so looks like she should be Nancy from Swallows and Amazons. Rocking that pirate chic.

katyboo1 said...

She so looks like she should be Nancy from Swallows and Amazons. Rocking that pirate chic.

Tamsin said...

Wonderful! Also I read this and thought you might like it, what with your previously mentioned moth related activities.

http://gritsday.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-want-no-holes-on-my-return.html

WrathofDawn said...

That is the fiercest looking pirate I have ever seen. Rarrr and, indeed, ahoy, me matey.

Simply a Girl said...

No limp-wristed, pansy-ass pirates for your Esme. My kind of girl!

mika said...

thank you for coming back. the internets missed you so.

velocibadgergirl said...

I really just adore her.

kharold said...

Great golly, where did she get that stare? Anne Bonny, eat your heart out.

Terri in San Francisco said...

So glad to have you back in my computer and hope you are feeling better. Pirates rock and Esme is fierce - also, I so much prefer "sticking-plasters" to what we call "bandaids". English - you has it.

Pat said...

Glad you are back!

Vicki Psarias said...

Moody pirate. Method acting at it's finest!

Louise Ratcliffe said...

I check my bookmarklet thingy every time I log in, just in case you have posted. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK!

Victoria said...

The picture scared me off, so well done on the pirate hat Esme!

Hesperus said...

HOORAH!!!You are returned!At least Esme is on your side...hopefully..

the HR Ladi said...

such a frightful pirate! Glad I shall not be meeting her in a dark alley

Wicca'd Witch said...

I've been frantically refreshing this blog like a pathetic needy dog who won't accept her owners have left her and gone to live in New Zealand.

I'm *that* rock and roll.

As for Esme - she has the eyes of a stone cold killer. She'll make an excellent Dread Pirate Roberts.

naomi jessop said...

LOVE
she looks like a mean south London pirate ...
x

JRDC Webmaster said...

Arrrr!
My two year old, when asked if she is a boy or a girl, will tell you she is a pirate.

Beatrice said...

My two year old, when asked if she is a boy or a girl, answers "pirate." She has four different pirate hats and is always wearing one.
Much preferable to the princess obsession of my older one.

Caroline Rose said...

pugnacious.........excellent, excellent word.

Jami Creager said...

lol this is so adorable. I love the pirate hat :)

pb said...

so happy to read you back. And tell Esme we have especial pirate bandages if she's looking for some.