While they were all working today, a woman with utterly amazing breasts walked past the windows. After Ian had turned to look, he noticed that as she walked along, a ripple effect happened in the office as every male employee rose from his seat and swivelled his head to look at her boobs.
"Did you notice the Mexican wave?" Ian later asked Chris, one of his colleagues.
"When?"
"When that woman with the cracking norks walked by. Everyone stood up to look, it was really funny."
"Oh!" said Chris. "Was she wearing a green top?"
There was a pause.
"I don't know," said Ian.
Should Mexican Tit Wave be the name of a dance, an album or a migration pattern in small North American birds? I can't decide.
18 comments:
i'm alarmed that "Conceptual Dance" was not an option
Or "Dance of Conception."
Well done, Ian - rather put me in mind of those 'hilarious' internet memes involving a large chested lady sitting on a boat/car/ocelot, with the caption:
"Apparently there is a boat/car/ocelot hidden in the above picture; can you find it?"
Still, was it a green top? I think we should be told...
I'm still riveted by the phrase "cracking norks." You Brits have best slang, even if Cockney rhyming stuff does utterly puzzle me. It also is well-suited to a bird name
Cracking nork(s): 1) delicious cocktail, 2) an exclamation of surprise, 3) a shoreline wading bird?
Oh good, you're still posting. I love the image, I've seen men do similar co-ordinated moves on the tube, albeit slightly more clandestinely than this sounds...!
OKAY .... crackling norks? that's a new one for me. that is also a funny story. typical men!
@raino: No, 'crackling' norks would suggest the (green?) top was 100% acrylic...
Please make it Lent again... I liked your daily posting!
Nork
(from Wikipedia, the free (and always alwaysssss reliable) encyclopedia)
-Nork, Armenia
-Nork, Surrey
-Nork Deddog
-New Orleans Rhythm Kings, an influential early 20s jazz band based in Chicago
-Nork is slang (originally and principally Australian English) for breast
-Nork is a slang word for North Koreans
-Nork can be an abbreviated reference to Northern Rock
-Nork is also a slang term for a gun produced by Norinco
-Nork could also be used as an abbreviation for a Nerdy Dork
Did you see that bird's cracking pair of
North Koreans
nerdy dorks
Soviet-adapted Chinese guns
jazz bands
any other of the above
(under her possibly green top)?
I like how the site urges me to find out "how users in Andalucia are polling"...
I suspect I already know that.
This brings to mind the possibly old joke:
"Tits like coconuts.
But sparrows prefer breadcrumbs."
We don't call tits tits in the U.S. There are titmice and chickadees, but not just tits here (except of the breast variety - there are lots of those).
ah hahaha. I love this. Clicked on your page from Finslippy and plow into Mexican tit wave. hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
I am felled with ennui due to the lack of Whoopee postings since the end of Lent.
I agree with @The Wrath of Dawn. So I've tagged you for a meme Antonia, over on my Zen Mischief weblog. I think you might enjoy it!
surely "nipple effect" rather than "ripple effect" :))
or "nipple-ripple" even... my new favourite word combo! :)
I'm catching up on your wonderful archives, and just managed to swallow my coffee before I bellowed the laughter that makes my neighbors think a nutcase lives here!
Photo of melons, poll, "Tit Wave" = Priceless!
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