Saturday, April 11, 2009
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About Me
- Antonia Cornwell
- Facking London, United Kingdom
- I have a heart of gold and a wrong sense of humour. I live with my moustachioed lover, Ian, and our little daughter Esme, both of whom own real lederhosen. I often go back to old posts and rewrite bits of them. Sorry about that.
Find things on Whoopee
- BAD SEX WRITING (2)
- CASTLE BLOWHARD (2)
- CHRISTMAS CARD 2008 (1)
- ESME (56)
- FAVOURITES (35)
- I LOVE IAN THIS MUCH (44)
- ILLUSTRATED (22)
- MEMES (6)
- NO ONE GETS MY JOKES (3)
- PHOTO STORIES (3)
- POEMS AND THAT (7)
- PREGNANCY (16)
- SEX AID REVIEWS (1)
- SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR CATS (16)
- THINGS TO MAKE AND DO (12)
- URRGH (1)
- WORD OF THE DAY (5)
- WTF FOOD (3)
Links
- Little People of London
- Awful Library Books
- Not Always Right
- South Park cartoons
- LET'S PANIC!
- Emails From an Asshole
- St. Custard's
- Awkward Family Photos
- Postcards From Yo Momma
- Garfield minus Garfield
- Entrances to Hell in the UK
- Kate Beaton Comics
- East Cheam Ivy
- News Biscuit
- CAAAT TOOOOWN
- Icelandic traffic webcams
BLING!
Hot Sweaty Linky Love
- Alice at Finslippy
- All of Lori's one times
- Ann's Desktop Confessional
- Barbara's Inkstains
- Being an Asshole is All She Has Left
- Bill's Exurbitude
- Bob's Greens & Cornbread
- Daisy, still Teetering
- Danielle's Knotty Yarn
- Danny Going Mad
- De's Sober Briquette
- Disappointed of West Egg
- Emma and her Headache
- Emma's Belgian Waffle
- Gallery of the Absurd
- Go Fug Yourself
- Jack's Raging Mommy
- Jen's Honest Planet
- Jennifer, God of Small Things
- Jenny, the Bloggess
- Joy the Ginga
- Lisa at Barlyru
- Liv's Madness
- Lynda's Whirlwind
- Melissa at Suburban Bliss
- Meno and her Blog
- Michele's General Din
- Mighty Maggie
- Mrs Kennedy at Fussy...
- ...and at yogabeans
- OMG, Jackson has a blog
- Patrick Bad News Hughes
- Rowan's Stuff & Nonsense
- Sarah Balls, I mean Brown
- Sarah's Dusty Dreams
- The Domesticated Shithead
- The Glittering Kevin Charnas
- The One & Only Heather
- Urban Cowgirl, now Down Under!
- Urban Urchin
- Zan's Cup of Tea
And these are my mates. Go and drop by their blogs for tea.
Frog of the Day
Google searches for this site: a window into strangers' brains
- shriveled testicles pics
- nylon lover pants winter
- alice farts
- MY CAT IS LEAKING MY FINGERS
- fancy-dress succubus
- regular cameltoe
- gymnastic camel toes
- smack that bloody ferret
- swiss ball porn
- badly stuffed weasel
- ian tits
- crochet pattern genitals
- lemons used as boobies
- naked swedes
- ferret legging, photos
- gaviscon and dogs
- posh in tights
- 80s ski suit gallery
- wicker moosehead
- smack the frog
- who lives in a cave
- σαλιγκαριών
- smack the pony thong
- things made from nylon
26 comments:
I knew I should have hired someone else.
You finally did this, hurray!
Encore.........
Outstanding.
I envy the creativity in your marriage.
Why is there a clothespin in your nose??
It's a rolled-up banknote, just in case I need to pay for something.
you know what happened?
you forgot the meedeley, meedeley, meedeley, meedeley, meedeley, meedeley, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I bloody love you two.
Likewise.
Where the hell did you do this? Was it at Ian's office while everyone else was at the photocopier?
Ian's office, while everyone else was home for the weekend.
Heavy!
that is badass ad I love it.
I suppose we should be glad it wasn't Wang Solicitors.
Ah, I see. Yes,that's where I store my money as well. Just in case.
This is EXACTLY the thing I needed to see to induce a laugh today! Thank you! And the written out air guitar will now be my new catch phrase, if that's alright with you (kerrranng! weeedlha!)
I have worked in various solicitors' offices and can confirm that this is EXACTLY what it's like. Really.
On an aside, I found this and thought of your blog: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=WON-BEARDS&Category_Code=1-EVERYTHING
I love that beards print: it belongs in our house. Eventually our house will be one big beard with moustaches for furniture.
MWA HA HA!
Excellent!
Ooh, sneaky! Here I was, sad that Lent was over, and you sneaked in with a triumphant encore. ROCK ON!!!
You rock, Antonia!
Freaking hilarious!
Dude!! This is smashing!
Love the big pile of Solicitor's Helper on the table and the attendant bill up your nose. Ace!!
you need to hear "Rock-n-Roll" lawyer by the Austin Lounge Lizards!
fucking love your shoes they are gorgeous, can you walk in them and where did you get them???
Those SHOES, oh my God, I've worn them about three times, and wish I had more excuses to wear them but my life isn't that glam.
They're 'Vega' by Michael Kors and I got them on good old eBay. Yes I can walk in them, but I don't recommend them on hills. I'm 5'8" in them! Dizzy heights!
I don't know if I want to buy you a beer or marry you. Maybe both.
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